Dad: Give me your Mobile for a Minute – Jokes on Son

Any fool can be a Father, But it takes a real man to be a Daddy Any fool can be a Father But it takes a real man to be a Daddy 300x240

Dad: Give me your Mobile for a
Minute..
Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch it on.
Gf Pic delete,
Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Memory Card Format..

Son: Here it is.
Dad: Thanks I Just want to see the
time.
Son- Daaaaad icon sad :'(

Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale ~ Jokes on Nurse

Nurse with a kid Nurse with a kid

Nurse to Kid:
Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale,
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do it 3 times.
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Kid: ok

Nurse: What do u feel now?
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Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe.

The Power of WINE & WIFE – Funny Jokes on Wife

Jokes on husband Jokes on husband

Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech….???

It’s called’WINE’…!!!

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Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious speech into silence…???

It’s called…”WIFE” ..!!!