I‟ve been put on this earth to sew and finish a certain number of things. I am so far behind now…I will never die!
Dad: Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch it on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. Son: Here it is. Dad: Thanks I Just want to see the time. Son- Daaaaad 🙁 :'(
One day Jonso an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners.. Volume One”. He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.” He did so and the airplane engine started…. He was happy and opened the …
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, . . do it 3 times. . . Kid: ok Nurse: What do u feel now? . . . . . . . . . . Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe.
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his passout…..so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud …
Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech….??? It’s called’WINE’…!!! . . . . . . . . . . Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious speech into silence…??? It’s called…”WIFE” ..!!!