Category: Fun Messages

Valentines Day Funny Quotes & Jokes with Images

If you Truly Love someone, You’ll Forgive the Unforgivable.!!! ((that’s what our MOM do every time)) You taught me, How to Love but Not How to Stop! To Love for the sake of being loved is ‘Human’, but to Love for the sake of Loving is “Angelic” People Love others not for who they are…

Collection of Santa Jokes – Funny Short Jokes

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. Banta: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new Santa: Miss, Did u

Wife and Husband Funny Conversation

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” LIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you

Best Breakup letter Ever

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of

Grandmother lectured her grandson – Funny Message

Granny’s Advice . . …   Yes, some grandmothers certainly had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!  One grandmother once lectured her grandson about her practical knowledge: “For better digestion, I drink beer, For loss of appetite I drink white wine, With low blood pressure I drink red wine, With high blood pressure I drink

If dogs worked in offices – Funny Expressions at office

If dogs worked in offices…   Whoever put this together not only loves animals but definitely works in an office! Secretary Smile – life is too short not to!!   If this brightened your day Don’t let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer Have a GREAT Day!!!

Four Cats & The Govt Employee! – Humor Message

Here is a very apt analysis of why everyone wants to become a Govt Employee ! So typical of the attitude of our Babus The Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist,

A very apt description of INDIA | Funny Messages

A very apt description of INDIA, presently New Greetings from India . May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and May your joy spread in your heart like Corruption spreads in India …!!! Congress is fulfilling its promise, When they said: GDP will rise this year. The