August 25, 2012 Collection of Santa Jokes – Funny Short Jokes Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. Banta: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”. Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame? Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ” Air hostess said: “B silent.” Santa: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay” Banta got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Banta replied: “I Mr. YOU” !!. After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: “Oye, Torch is okay” Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Comments comments Related posts: Guess the profession of the fellow MONKEY IN THE PLANE | Hilarious Jokes| Must Read The Maid Did IT – Wrong Call Me and My Boss | Jokes on Software Engineers Marketing Concepts Are Clearer now | Too Funny LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages Tags:FUN, Jokes Related Posts LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOCTOR – JOKES ON DOCTORS Lipstick Problem | Funny Messages on Girl Students Cutest picture on the internet today About The Author Venkat Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.