May 16, 2013 Funny Meanings | Nice Definitions These fit so well, that they should be in a dictionary. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. And MY Personal Favorite! WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. Comments comments Related posts: Guess the profession of the fellow MONKEY IN THE PLANE | Hilarious Jokes| Must Read Me and My Boss | Jokes on Software Engineers Doubt about Mahabharata — Funny One Collection of Santa Jokes – Funny Short Jokes LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages Tags:FUN, Jokes Related Posts How to impress men and Women – Funny jokes on girls Can u answer this Questions?? – Brilliant questions and answers Life was much simpler when APPLE & BLACKBERRY were just fruits! About The Author Venkat Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.