LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOCTOR – JOKES ON DOCTORS

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOCTOR - JOKES ON DOCTORS
Let me tell you about my doctor. 
He’s very good! If you tell him you want a
second opinion, He’ll go out and come in again.
 
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He treated a woman for yellow jaundice for three
years Before he realized she was Chinese.
 
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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.
At the end of the six months,the patient hadn’t
paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months.
 
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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
“Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he’s invisible.”
The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
 
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Another time, a man came running in the office
and yelled, “Doctor, doctor! – my son just
swallowed a roll of film!”
The doctor calmly replied,
“Well let’s just wait and see what develops.”
 
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One patient came in and said,
“Doctor, I have a serious memory problem”
The doctor asked,”When did it start?”
The man replied, “When did what start?”
 
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I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: “Don’t answer it.”
 
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him,”Doctor, I think I’m a bell.”
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
“Here, take these —
If they don’t work, give me a ring.”
 
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply said,
” Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later.”
 
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg
in two places, he told me to stop going
to those places.
 
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says, “I wish you had come to me sooner.”

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