April 20, 2013 Me and My Boss | Jokes on Software Engineers When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating, When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked When I do good, my boss never remembers, When I do wrong, he never forgets Comments comments Related posts: Guess the profession of the fellow MONKEY IN THE PLANE | Hilarious Jokes| Must Read Nice Funny Interview – Read It Completely Doubt about Mahabharata — Funny One Marketing Concepts Are Clearer now | Too Funny LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages Tags:FUN, Jokes Related Posts Telephone bill – this is a classic !!! Four Cats & The Govt Employee! – Humor Message Comedy With English Names About The Author Venkat Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.