Category: Fun Messages

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOCTOR – JOKES ON DOCTORS

Let me tell you about my doctor.  He’s very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He’ll go out and come in again.   ~~~~~ He treated a woman for yellow jaundice for three years Before he realized she was Chinese.   ~~~~~ Another time, he gave a patient six months to

Nice funny interview – interview funny quotes

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission! on into it . What happened

Comedy With English Names

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan!

Guess the profession of the fellow

Guess the profession of the fellow Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses,TAG- Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets

Sardar Mystery story

Santa happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. When Santa’s turn came after many attempts by others. Santa’s story was of just one sentence which read “Oh god, my wife

Poor book keeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify