Category: Fun Messages

An insect falls into a mug of beer… | Funny Messages

An insect falls into a mug of beer… African:Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese:Eats the insect and throws the beer away Japanese:Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani:Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to

Never sad there are even worst than this…

A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling

Some rules cannot followed | Humor Messages daily

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office. ” What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy. “John ,” the new guy replied. She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you

Lipstick Problem | Funny Messages on Girl Students

In a certain private school in Sydney, a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the

Once upon a time in MNC – Jokes on trainee and manager

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to ?” “No” replied

Elephant – 5 Bananas – Funny messages for kids

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why? Because the bananas are made of plastic. Next…Q The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why? Because the elephant is made of plastic. Hahhaa…never give up…one more.. Now, Both the

Hare &Tortoise – Moral Story 2 – Stories for kids & children

HARE & TORTOISE-II. ONCE HARE & TORTOISE WERE COMPETING FOR C.E.T. EXAM. WHEN THE EXAM RESULTS WERE ANNOUNCED, HARE GOT 84.99% AND TORTOISE ENDED UP WITH 60%. BOTH APPLIED FOR B.E. WITH A REPUTED ENGINEERING COLLEGE. THE ADMISSION CLOSED WITH CUT-OFF MARKS AT 85% IN THAT COLLEGE. THE UNFORTUNATE HARE DIDN’T GET ADMISSION, BUT THE