April 20, 2013 The Maid Did IT – Wrong Call A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have a maid,” says the man. The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the woman of the house.” The man says, “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” The woman replies, “She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.” The guy is fuming and says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?” The maid asks, “What will I have to do?” The man tells her, “I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the Bitch and the jerk she’s with.” The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, “What do I do with the bodies?” The man says, “Throw them in the swimming pool.” Puzzled, the maid answers, “But you don’t have a pool.” A long pause and the man asks, “Is this 261-1382?” Comments comments Related posts: Guess the profession of the fellow Lipstick Problem | Funny Messages on Girl Students MONKEY IN THE PLANE | Hilarious Jokes| Must Read Collection of Santa Jokes – Funny Short Jokes Marketing Concepts Are Clearer now | Too Funny LKG Admission Interview | Funny Messages Tags:FUN, Jokes Related Posts So Innocent!…child | Funny questions by a child. Why India lost World cup final 2003? – Funny cricket Messages Moral Story – Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference About The Author Venkat Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.