Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, . . do it 3 times. . . Kid: ok Nurse: What do u feel now? . . . . . . . . . . Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe.
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his passout…..so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud
Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech….??? It’s called’WINE’…!!! . . . . . . . . . . Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious speech into silence…??? It’s called…”WIFE” ..!!!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one student.,. – – – – -. – – – – -. – – – He wrote: No match, due to rain!!!
A woman went for fishing……. She enjoyed boating & got tired…… She sat, kept her things & started reading a book… Policeman came, said: Mam u r in “NO” fishing Zone. She said: “I am reading not fishing.” Policeman said: “But u have all equipment & u might start anytime.” Woman shouted: “I m not
Once Rajnikanth was Playing cricket in the Monsoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and the Rain was cancelled due to Match
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! . . You Know whose that boy? . . . . . . . . . Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
FUNNY INTERVIEW Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Father’s Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Native Place Candidate : M
Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Rahul said: “I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we’ll get some food! I have done this
Santa in computer exam Ques – What is Microsoft Excel ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer