I‟ve been put on this earth to sew and finish a certain number of things. I am so far behind now…I will never die!
One day Jonso an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners.. Volume One”. He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.” He did so and the airplane engine started…. He was happy and opened the
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, . . do it 3 times. . . Kid: ok Nurse: What do u feel now? . . . . . . . . . . Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe.
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his passout…..so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud
Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech….??? It’s called’WINE’…!!! . . . . . . . . . . Have you ever heard about the device that converts your precious speech into silence…??? It’s called…”WIFE” ..!!!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one student.,. – – – – -. – – – – -. – – – He wrote: No match, due to rain!!!