Latest Whatsapp Jokes in English – Next Generation Kids Jokes

New teacher joined in the school 😊
Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ….
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good πŸ‘ Everyones hobbies are same … Ok ….
Now girls turn …….
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon …… 😜😝
Teacher shocked …… β˜…β˜†β˜…β˜… Boys rocked ……
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In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it πŸ™‚

“Do not take more than one, God is watching”

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart…
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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth…
Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair… Ultimate
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
Don’t laugh alone, share with others …
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Next generation LKG poem

Chatting chatting

Yes papa
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Girlfriend setting

No papa

Telling lie

No papa

Open your whatsaap

HaHaHaHaHaHa…….

send this 2 every group…
Its new one!

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